joke of the day bixby - update

05.08.2025

Hey everyone!
So I’ve been thinking back to school days… and let’s just say I wasn’t there for the books.
I was there for two things:
👉 Chicken nugget day
👉 And seconds on chicken nugget day 😎

Here’s a little slice from my latest set:

📚 Teacher:
“John, do you even care about your future?”

Me:
“Only if it includes tater tots and chocolate milk.”
I didn’t carry a backpack.
I carried dreams… and a lunch tray.

🍕 Real talk:
My friends were solving algebra.
I was trying to solve the mystery of what was cookin’ two hallways down.
Spoiler: It was pepperoni pizza and a hint of regret.

👩‍🏫 Parent-Teacher Conference:

Teacher:
“He doesn’t raise his hand during math. But when it’s corn dog day?
Suddenly he’s volunteering for EVERYTHING.”

My mom:
“John, are you here to learn or just casing the cafeteria?”

Me:
“Both, Mom. It’s called dual enrollment.”

😂 I may not have graduated with honors…
But I did graduate with extra ranch.

27.07.2025

see joke of the day at our facebook page.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/18z2QcqJyf/

23.07.2025

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? It smells like carrots over here!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they ever said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
What did 20 do when it was hungry? Twenty-eight.

22.07.2025

Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades!
Why are mountains so funny? They’re hill areas.
Why wasn’t the cactus invited to hang out with the mushrooms? He wasn’t a fungi.

21.07.2025

Why shouldn’t you fundraise for marathons? They just take the money and run.
Why did the crab cross the road? It didn’t—it used the sidewalk.
Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!

20.07.2025

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